Porn is love you can see.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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