I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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