the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
it's like iHOP with fire
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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