he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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