ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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