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(906): View more from Michigan

I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.

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(408): View more from California

He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.

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(514): View more from Quebec

I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me

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(289): View more from Ontario

This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

What kind of costume was that supposed to be??

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I'm an orgasm trader!

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(856): View more from New Jersey

his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick

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(708): View more from Illinois

Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?

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