Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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