I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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