that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We have started to decorate penises.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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