Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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