so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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