question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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