I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
