No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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