I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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