I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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