I am in a vortex of obligation.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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