We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Boobs are out for the taking
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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