erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i will never coherently bang her
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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