I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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