can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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