dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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