just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
