he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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