She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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