PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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