4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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