I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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