some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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