I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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