How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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