This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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