have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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