id be glad to
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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