I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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