Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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