Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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