either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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