is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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