did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
my liver is dry heaving
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
