I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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