I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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