she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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