He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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