Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Randomize
