This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
love makes seman taste better
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
