office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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