i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
