So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I see more hoeing in ur future
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