am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
