I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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