was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I believe in your delicious
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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