Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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