Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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