My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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