She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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