We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We were destined to go to rehab together
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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